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Cats & Banks

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Cats and Banks never break any rules because .....

Although, all cat games have their rules & rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never break a rule.  If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly, if you want the game to continue............ Sidney Denham

Cats and Banks will not deter to break regulations ....

"It is the nature of cat to do certain amount of unescorted roaming" - Adlai Stevenson

The Banks, as Cats do have "breaks" with KYC norms of the RBI to accommodate "suspicious money transactions"

Banks frequently change the rules for their  convenience as such attained fluid structure:

Cats often devise their own sets of rules they think; we should live by they may be quick to chastise us, if we fail to adhere to these rules - Margaret Reister 

 The Banks commit crimes and misdeeds but can escape punishments by assuming various states of matter - solid, liquid or air. 

View this superfluous liquid flow movement of the Cat: 

Like Cats, Banks can perform Cloud Walks....

....... leaving no trace of footprints

Banks like Cats know the ways to exploit borrowers and customers through stealthy means.

Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without penalties - W.L. George

 

Banks like Cats get shelter without confinement....

..... yawning gaps in profit and losses were adjusted through exploitation.

 Food without labour.... "takeaway" in need

Cats and Banks can assume the psyche of slumber for convenience .....

"Cat closes its eyes and believes the world is dark" - Bhagavad Gita

Any number of punches do not matter either for Banks and Cats ......

A "kick start failure" .....

Determined to ignore the kicks

-  a prelude to a comical relief......

A Cat is an example of sophistication minus civilisation - anonymous

 Banks like Cats are indifferent to the cries of small Secured Borrowers, Students, Farmers .....

 Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice easily go in one ear and out through the other - Stepher Baker

A Cat is intelligent than the people believe and can be taught any crime- Mark Twain

 

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